Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.
Man has a lot of sex: God.
Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.
Man is virgin by choice: Loser.
society u ok
i’m glad she included the flip side
Whenever I try to impress someone:
"better get off Tumblr now"
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
Loophole found. Button pushed.
BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES
*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*
calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already
breathe if im your favorite blog
so he just stopped breathing ma’am?