Girly Tumblr Themes

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

image

"better get off Tumblr now"

disneyismyescape:

bacon-and-cute-butts:

image"but wait what is that?!"

so accurate it hurts

fuck-marry-kill-tom-hiddleston:


demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:


Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

fuck-marry-kill-tom-hiddleston:

demon-of-the-crossroads:

hooksjollyroger:

annabellioncourt:

Loophole found. Button pushed.

BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES

*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*

mitten:

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

relahvant:

angelanthem:

breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

so he just stopped breathing ma’am?