Can I cntrl alt delete my fat?
do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now
#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away
Yeah, well, I was you today. I was the Doctor. And, apparently, I was quite good at it.
- PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
- Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
Men’s Rights Activists
QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER
when people start getting close to your friends