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distraction:

goodmorningpunpun:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

I love that movie

encourage:

Can I cntrl alt delete my fat?

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

Yeah, well, I was you today. I was the Doctor. And, apparently, I was quite good at it.

  • PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly
  • Me: It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop - Wisdom of Confucius
theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

ohshititsgreg:

QUICK THERE’S NO TIME GRAB MY BONER

trust-me-im-satan:

when people start getting close to your friends

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relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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